It could always be worse.
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@-j.: That's stupid. Just don't go in the water.
On the other hand, if they were Zombie LAND SHARKS or if they were riding bears, then we'd have a problem.
-j. said, (404 days ago)
Zombie FLYING shark apocalypse. And also they're scratching blackboards at the same time.

Suggest nightmarish scenarios that make real life seem like puppy dogs and rainbows.