At least I'm not covered in dog urine...
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Bmanda said, (270 days ago)
Of course I am taking this out of context, but really, it was pretty funny. And I will forever tease her about this...
WordNerd said, (270 days ago)
I once accidentally said the following to my mom: "well, it's better than a cock in the eye."
FiZ said, (270 days ago)
It sounds about as odd as me placing the blame for my brain tumors on my mother's cooking.
The whole story is actually stranger than that, but it's been a running gag for years.
Jess said, (270 days ago)
I must say that imagining being covered in dog urine certainly puts things in perspective, but I'd rather dog urine than cat.
Bmanda said, (270 days ago)
@ SJ: yeah, my grandmother stopped by with her new little pooch and she got so excited whe started to tinkle on my mom's foot. She say sit was just a little sprinkle of tinkle, but STILL!!!
Bmanda said, (270 days ago)
@ Rabbit: My mom has a pretty wicked sense of humor. Her and I together spells nothing but trouble.
Tim said, (270 days ago)
I just want to put in here that my adorable, fat, hammy dog will not tinkle on any visiting female.
Bmanda said, (270 days ago)
My mother confessed to me that when she was visiting my grandmother she was holding the dog when it started to get excited and tinckle a little. She put it down and let it "bathroom" on the carpet.
It is wrong that I laughed, but really it is kind of funny.
Bmanda said, (270 days ago)
second wise quote from mother today: "well at least it's sterile" after I told her that maybe she was getting the feeling my mother had some sort of fungus on her feet and was just trying to "help out"
I was on the phone with my mother today and this is what she said.