As if I didn't already have ENOUGH reasons to want my very own portal gun.

Dude. Sweet.

Portals would be crazy fun for all sorts of awesomeness. I'd start with the typical falling through the ceiling/floor thing, then move on to portaling to work and such.

It'd be great for robbing banks and subsequently running from the cops.

I'd want a smaller gun though. Doesn't exactly look very portable...

All the coolest guns aren't really portable. That's part of what makes them awesome.

You mean I wouldn't even need to slide down the slide? Or is it just what the sensation would be like?

@Bmanda: the portal at the bottom sends you directly to the portal at the top, so you just keep going down the slide over and over and over again.

Deagle [and M4] was the only thing I was ever good at in CS. Give me an AK and watch me die 40 rounds in a row, but the second I have that silvery piece of death in my hand... everyone better run.

Other than that though, you're right, all the good guns are big. and I'd still take the portal gun any day.

Oh, don't worry about it, I don't have *any* of their shirts and I've been reading it since I was 12/13ish.