My thoughts on love, December 5, 2008 4:09 pm:

We just have to find someone just as weird as us.
that we want to bone.
it can't really be hard, can it?
i mean, we find that in our friends.
so why not in someone we want to bone?

THOUGHTS ?

I tried. I just love a menz way too much.

U MAKE IT SOUND SO EASY MONCHICHI

That was Monkey's passive aggressive way of saying BONE HIM.

@Moose: No. I AM NOT WEIRD. Therefore I am disqualified.

Also: Shut up.

Nobody is as weird as me. NOT EVEN YOU.

dammit ariel i told you already i am not going to be the man.

i love you but not that much

AND WINTER!!

gettin' me all romantic

How many of my girlfriends have said "GOD if I were a man I'd date you" "GOD IF ONLY WE WERE LESBOS"

DEAR GOD MAKE ME GAY PLZ MAKE ME GAY

jubles said she would even be the man, which is more committed than 95% of the actual guys i've dated.

Yes it does. Somewhere out there.....

TEACHING SIGN LANGUAGE TO GORILLAS? SWOON

God I HATE MONKEYS!!!

oh hi ladies.

let me join in the lament.

I am going to do a Weird Science tonight and put some jockstraps on my head and make a man come out of the fog

@a love- this sounds like a plan.

do you think we can do that with gossip girl and get CHUCKBASSTREES and NATEARCHIBALDTREES

I don't need weird, I need CAPTIVATING.

If you bore me, I will bone and forget. LOL.

hm that sounds appropriate. i'll have one of those too.

What you really want is a dude who will tell you he wants to split you, followed by actually splittin' you. DON'T DENY IT.

I don't like this "SPLIT" business. As you all know, I am all about dirty talk but it has to be wrapped up in a HILARIOUS and WITTY sangwich, get what I'm saying?

You mean a splitwich. A sandwich is a sandwich but a splitwich is a meal?

GET DAT SPLITWICH OUTTA HERE SON

What if some dude asked to take you out for a BANANA SPLIT tho?

It's ok, I don't have room for a sandwich, anyway.

Maybe an apsplitizer, though.

I have no fucking idea who you are, but you have a Pikachu webcam, so you're all right with me.

PS Ethan, we call them sangwiches around here. Let's get on the same level.

Jasper, seriously? APPROVED.

Also sorry. Sangwiches reminds me of the word sanguine, and then I think about blood and things go south from there. In a SEXY WAY.

@ethan - Yuppp, kind of a psuedo translation from my chinese name. Win for my parents.

Sangwich?

*is still reading posts*

@Agent - oooh right, Twilight. He was a particularly badass vampire, if I remember correctly. Hahah, the twilight series, what an ridiculous set of guilty pleasure reading.

@naturelle - Honestly, the series was a great read, you just can't expect the character development and plot of say, Harry Potter. The fantasy genre is my guilty pleasure... hahaha. Good reading on flights.

@agent - HAHAHA, i'm n00bz, i'm not worthy!

'kk, reminds me of Kronk from Emperor's New Groove...

"Feeel the power Kronk!"

"Oh....I feel the power."