HI EVERYONE. What do y'all want to talk about with me today?

~in the meantime where is my twignote~

I'd like to discuss the current problem I'm having with my dog. He wants to eat one of my kitties, but only the one. The other two, he's fine with... so the one kitty, she is so paranoid/terrified of the dog that she sits on the desk, right by me, (sitting up! btw) sleeping all the time. I feel bad for her, since she's the only needy one too, but I don't know what to do... except possibly rehome her.. but that's complicated too, since she is attached to one of the other kitties, they came into the household at the same time, so they have a mother/daughter relationship... ok.. but the HARD part.. the mother kitty is in a love affair with the dog.. they like.. nuzzle and the dog bathes her, and the kitty bathes the dog... so I CANT SEPARATE ANY OF THEM. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

NO ITS STRING CHEESE! YOU'RE SO BALIKTAD!!

SORRY BECCAH I DON'T DO PET ADVICE ALL I HAVE IS A TURTLE

Now I just wanna rub my hands all over a bust of lionel richie.

NO CAT TALK IN HERE

How about forgotten candy? Ready, set go!

Ring Pops...

Oh and those delicious Disney popsicles...I'm not sure if they had a name.

@dink - who forgot about ringpops? they still sell them at wawa. and they are still as delicious as always.

@al - its kinda gross but i loved just chewing on the wax from those things.

Ringpops are always still around!

I miss jello pudding pops

those are what i miss the most. the swirled ones were so amazing.

SERIOUS. no wonder i was such a chub kid

Oh, how about those, uh, eff, I can't remember.

It's like Pixie sticks, only in a bag + a "smarties-esque-tasting" dipping stick.

fun dip?

Thaaat's the name of it.

How about the bubble gum that comes in a 'band-aid' container?

@skanko - pixie sticks.. hahaha, I remember mixing it with coke back in the days of elementary school.

Do they even make big league chew anymore?

@beccah - yeah they do.

@everyone - i remember when kids used to get suspended from my elementary school for crushing up smarties and snorting them OR snorting pixie sticks.

I like that the flap says WOAH.

"WOAH WATERMELON"

@agent - Did he miss the kiwi? 'cause, imho, kiwi pwns watermelon, although, not during the summer.

@Agent - YESSS! With the FACES! How could I have forgotten about the FACES..... hahaha.

the woah gum?

I'm cruising by a Wawa later, I'll look for it.

Jeremy just told me watermelon gum is disgusting. BOYS I NEED UR HELP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W4MYJt8c4w

Shit, I still sing the song from that commercial.

F U DUDES. this watermelon gum is delicious I PROMISE

So, I wanted this SOOO BAD. Then when I finally got it, I sang the theme song and skipped away in the backyard, then it hit the picnic table and broke in half. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJjoSPp_8k

How about.... Nerf Guns.... Those were excelllent.

DO YOU REALLY HAVE A TURTLE THEYRE PRETTY MUCH MY FAVORITE ANIMALS FUCKING EVER I NAMED MY CAR SHELDON COS HE LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE!

@ariel - LEG HUMPING? go for it.

if a pretty girl came up and humped my leg i'd totally ask her out.

@arielsara: Um. Well done?

If a dude humps your leg it's creepy and inappropriate. But if a cute girl humps your leg it's nothing but win.

Ariel we need to go on the PROWL. I have the ITCH to meet menz

i always wished mine had a cooler name.

why as my turtle talk ignored? yous all SUCK

@naturelle - Is sheldon a NINJA turtle? Heh heh.

turtles are ILLEGAL to have as pets here. i think thats so weird.

but, i think those slider turtles are pretty cool.

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/reptile-pictures-breeders-babies/red-eared-slider-turtle-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/red-eared-slider-turtle-0026.jpg

i wont lie, al. i had a shit ton of care bears. and a shit ton of care bear cars.

last week i went home to my parents for the specific reason of finding an old picture of me in our old kitchen in my he-man underwear surrounded by all the he-man action figures i had all set up. i'm going back again this sunday to keep looking.

@naturelle - That's it, he's a ninja turtle. It'd be utterly rad if he were red, blue, purple or orange....

OH WAIT, anyone remember Nemo and his adventures in wonderland? That movie was AWESOME 'cause it gave me ridiculous nightmares the first few times I watched it.

I totally forget about Popples! I loved the blue one.

my friend owned a furby. we got drunk at her house and it wouldn't stop talking when i was trying to pass out. so i broke it.

My mom made my brother wear a Popple to his first day of grade school and he came home sobbing because all the kids made fun of him about it. I think he's still kind of pissed at my mom about it.

Anyone remember M.U.S.C.L.E.?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E.

I spent sooooo much money on these things.

wow i missed this.

AW FUCK for real? My bro's having a bebi, das why.

wait but will i see you the 15th??? december weekend shit is CRAZY right now. I want to see you guys. should i ditch work lol

wtf is the challenge to get the comp tix? arm wressle? choreographed dance? beatbox comp?

ariel and i will comp you two, but your friends will need to buy- and i'm pretty sure it will be a full house so EARLY PURCHASE IS SMART

yeah, for this one. when they think it will be a full house or when it's an "event" show they presell. hold on i will find you the link

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/49802

why did i write hold on?

I LIKE HIS NAME

btw, I hate muppets. I get uncomfortable at the sight of them.