Ok What is the most disturbing thing you have ever done at work( or a place of business.) and got away with?

Me, Well I never do anything that can get me in trouble, But I had in my day a few ladies up to my old office after hours, and I knew where the keys to my bosses office was kept.

Bah, that's not disturbing, just pervy.

Ok What do u call Disturbing

I inserted my nuvaring in the ladies room once. And made out in the parking lot.

Okay, the best I can come up with is looking at autopsy photos/rotten.com/dismembered bodies whilst at work.

They do. Pagne (from consu) volunteers with the medical examiner. She has some good stories.

Ok I have nevrer herd it put that way

One time on a conference call, I was alone, and I noticed my jeans fit extra tight. I had just washed the, so I thought perhaps they hadn't relaxed yet.

Then I felt something truly scrunching down there, so I had to go down and examine it. I checked to make sure no one was looking. And sure enough, as I put my hands down the front of my pants, I pulled out a sock.

I guess the dryer mixed things up. But fuck I laughed soooo lound on that meeting. I had to put the phone on mute.

Yeah I've done it doggie style and standing while visiting someone else's place of work... a frozen yogurt shop actually... but that's not disturbing and not really that pervy either. Horny people do that sort of thing all the time. Don't they?