ITT I WILL FLIRT WITH YOU rather awkwardly because I don't really ever flirt with anyone.
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I mean, getting drunk and singing dirty liz phair songs at boys doesnt really count as flirting does it? Cos that's my USUAL method.
WANT TO BE A LESBIAN WITH ME? WE CAN GET TATTOOS AND EAT A LOT OF FOOD
henny yuck.
manny -- ooh. your gun is SOOOO BIIIIG.
goshyjosh -- no. should i be?
emm -- i like your shirt. *SHUFFLIN FEETS*
MEEEEEEEE.
I sing Liz Phair songs too when drunk but it doesn't seem to work with girls.
bizzles -- bb lemme grab yo crotch n we'll moonwalk all over this piece
cutepukeyrobotsman -- gotchu on my radar boyyyy.
adam -- ok which liz phair songs though? lets sing flower to eachother bb. i'll b ur blowjob queen.
emm -- yea more like it would look better on my floor, gurl.
i flirt like a man, apparently. that's cool. great.
I can flirt like a man too. Watch me start this fight with Skanko.
Heeeey, back up off'n here, this ho's mine! (That was for you Skanko. Now like, punch me or something.)
@emm - you just want me to FIGHT YOU. I WONT GIVE IN.
don't listen to this punk, baby, he's (she's) just tryin to act hard to impress you.
MARIE TEACH ME.
skanko -- is that money in yo pocket or are you happy to see me
emm -- PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM
sosane -- hey there sugarlips. is yo pants washed in windex?
jay def -- i was just waitin for you to show up. BATTING EYELASHES.
prepare for extreme flirting
Have we met before? No? Well, maybe you and I were two lotus flowers, growing side by side in a previous life? Growing by a river and drinking dew from the same tree?
No? My bad.
Skanko, i hear wut you sayin'! You and your muttering! I swing at you wildly and flex, sir!
Celisse, are you getting this? Action! FOR YOU, MY DARLING FLOWER.
pukeycutienickrobotman -- Boiiii i need your Stamen in my Pistil.
thanks, wikipedia
@emm - LUBE. you are nuts. i'm not gonna punch a lady. yuo can have her.
sorry celisse, you can have nutso over there if you want her :-p
Hahahaahahahahaahahha. Oh god I wish I could post our conversation right now. It's so inappropot.
i missed my chance, dammit.
well now me and marie get our pick from the leftovers.

We'll see how long this lasts before I uh just stop responding. Or delete it or something.