ITT I WILL FLIRT WITH YOU rather awkwardly because I don't really ever flirt with anyone.

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Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

We'll see how long this lasts before I uh just stop responding. Or delete it or something.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

I mean, getting drunk and singing dirty liz phair songs at boys doesnt really count as flirting does it? Cos that's my USUAL method.

Henrietta said, (36 days ago)

WANT TO BE A LESBIAN WITH ME? WE CAN GET TATTOOS AND EAT A LOT OF FOOD

Manuel said, (36 days ago)

I'll let you cock my BB gun baby.

ohgoshjosh said, (36 days ago)

Are you from Tennessee?

emm said, (36 days ago)

Hey bby.

bizzy said, (36 days ago)

SKIP TO ME.

sex!death!robots! said, (36 days ago)

ALL YOU GUYS SHUT UP

sup qt ^^

bizzy said, (36 days ago)

and don't flirt with me awkwardly... flirt with me MOONWALKING.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

henny yuck.

manny -- ooh. your gun is SOOOO BIIIIG.

goshyjosh -- no. should i be?

emm -- i like your shirt. *SHUFFLIN FEETS*

adam said, (36 days ago)

MEEEEEEEE.

I sing Liz Phair songs too when drunk but it doesn't seem to work with girls.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

bizzles -- bb lemme grab yo crotch n we'll moonwalk all over this piece

cutepukeyrobotsman -- gotchu on my radar boyyyy.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

adam -- ok which liz phair songs though? lets sing flower to eachother bb. i'll b ur blowjob queen.

emm said, (36 days ago)

It would look better on you.
Bbbbbby.

Centropomus said, (36 days ago)

Are these creeps bothering you?

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

emm -- yea more like it would look better on my floor, gurl.

i flirt like a man, apparently. that's cool. great.

Skanko said, (36 days ago)

heeeey there, hows it going? (im bad at flirting)

Agent Lover said, (36 days ago)

I will be watching and grading you

emm said, (36 days ago)

I can flirt like a man too. Watch me start this fight with Skanko.

Heeeey, back up off'n here, this ho's mine! (That was for you Skanko. Now like, punch me or something.)

Sosane said, (36 days ago)

what up?

Skanko said, (36 days ago)

@emm - you just want me to FIGHT YOU. I WONT GIVE IN.

don't listen to this punk, baby, he's (she's) just tryin to act hard to impress you.

Jay Def said, (36 days ago)

Are you done with the awkward flirting?

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

MARIE TEACH ME.

skanko -- is that money in yo pocket or are you happy to see me

emm -- PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM

sosane -- hey there sugarlips. is yo pants washed in windex?

jay def -- i was just waitin for you to show up. BATTING EYELASHES.

sex!death!robots! said, (36 days ago)

prepare for extreme flirting

Have we met before? No? Well, maybe you and I were two lotus flowers, growing side by side in a previous life? Growing by a river and drinking dew from the same tree?

No? My bad.

MUPaully said, (36 days ago)

Sup girlllllllll.

emm said, (36 days ago)

Skanko, i hear wut you sayin'! You and your muttering! I swing at you wildly and flex, sir!

Celisse, are you getting this? Action! FOR YOU, MY DARLING FLOWER.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

pukeycutienickrobotman -- Boiiii i need your Stamen in my Pistil.

thanks, wikipedia

Skanko said, (36 days ago)

@emm - BRING IT ON CHUMP. *smashes bottle on the bar*


@phro - both. BOTH.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

paully i dont feel well hold my hair while i puke pls

Sosane said, (36 days ago)

bahahahahaha

I mean "Why baybee can yous see thru demmmmm?"

MUPaully said, (36 days ago)

Of course I get hair detail.

emm said, (36 days ago)

Oh, you gonna cut me now? IT'S GON' BE LUBE, BITCH.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

paully i cant flirt with you, ive known you too long. SHEESH.

Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)

Paul gets the scut work. Brother can't catch a break.

Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)

sosane -- NO. i can see myself in 'em. TAKE 'EM OFFFFF BB.

Jubilee! said, (35 days ago)

Hey baby.

______

I win.

Skanko said, (35 days ago)

@emm - LUBE. you are nuts. i'm not gonna punch a lady. yuo can have her.

sorry celisse, you can have nutso over there if you want her :-p

Naturelle Rivera said, (35 days ago)

*GOING HOME WITH JUBLES*


[but giving cute puke boy the EYE]

Skanko said, (35 days ago)

(good choice.)

emm said, (35 days ago)

... Well hell, now what?

Jubilee! said, (35 days ago)

Hah. Come on sugar let's get outta here.

Sosane said, (35 days ago)

And I was gonna take off my Windex pants.

Sigh.

Naturelle Rivera said, (35 days ago)

hey guess what, menz:

*DOIN IT WITH JUBILEE*

sex!death!robots! said, (35 days ago)

damnnnnnnnnnnn

Skanko said, (35 days ago)

damn, jubilee always wins.

Naturelle Rivera said, (35 days ago)

wins and 1-UPs every single time.

Skanko said, (35 days ago)

can't disagree there.

emm said, (35 days ago)

*rejected*
Fine. Skanko, let's shrug and cuddle.

Skanko said, (35 days ago)

I don't mind being a consolation prize i guess.

Naturelle Rivera said, (35 days ago)

I'M SORRY. I CANNOT RESIST SHE OF THE AMAZONIAN SEX QUEENS.

Jubilee! said, (35 days ago)

Hahahaahahahahaahahha. Oh god I wish I could post our conversation right now. It's so inappropot.

pepperoni said, (35 days ago)

i missed my chance, dammit.

well now me and marie get our pick from the leftovers.

Agent Lover said, (35 days ago)

I am flirting right now.

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