Do you know I still have all the original submissions to the web based Application to Date Adam Mathes from like 10 years ago? It's true. I save everything.
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Also I don't believe there are lots of girls crushing on me, there are only lots of girls crushing me and my soul.
WHY AM I SO EMO GOD I SHOULD JUST BE NICER.
Hi. I've harbored a little jewcrush on you for years.
It's true.
This is what 19-year old me made in 1999. What was I thinking?!
http://web.archive.org/web/19991112145940/http://www.wwa.com/~mathes/application.html
Hi SS!
Ok fine maybe Hena is right and secretly all these girls crush on me and probably it's my own fault for sitting in my house all the time and antisocially play video games.
On that note I'm going back to play Mirror's Edge.
And my mother wonders why I never get to date the nice, jewish boys. they're always playing video games instead of taking me out!

I also have all the submissions to the Uber T-Shirt contest in a mail folder.