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Jeepster said, (36 days ago)
I may have done this already, at ECP. I don't remember though, cause I was blackout drunk after half an hour. But I'm told I made out with 75% of the people there.
artschooled said, (36 days ago)
Ethan! You could totally invite TWIGBy over for a romantic home cooked meal in your cottage! I bet he would also lured into your life and have a crush on it. I think he's a sure bet if you show him your refurbished clock.
the way i get by said, (36 days ago)
and yeah i don't need anyones pity BUT IT IS APPRECIATED
i'm just bummed, i love this time of year but i also hate it, i get so bi polar during the holidays
artschooled said, (36 days ago)
SOBER MAKEOUTS ONLY SS.
Only beer afterwards. Not as a reward or anything, I just want the experience to be ALL TWIGBY ALL THE TIME. No distractions.
artschooled said, (36 days ago)
If it makes you feel any better Twigby, I so totally don't get a New Years Eve kiss this year nor to cuddle anyone. BIGSIGH.
seemingly satanic said, (36 days ago)
I also hate this time of year, but instead of getting all sad and whatnot, I get super fucking angry. I found myself standing in front of the pizza place today swigging a beer out of a paper bag and rantingly schooling my kid on the vile and heinous consumerism of the season when she asked me the simple question, "Mommy? Do I get presents of Kwanzaa?" I was positively grrrrrrrrry.
Jeepster said, (36 days ago)
Man, I really missed out. Also, I don't drink now, so all further makeouts w/me will be sober.
And I hate this time of the year, too, mostly (not christmas). Cold weather makes my skin crawl.
I'll think about it.