The Love Yourself Thread
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Henrietta said, (36 days ago)
It's nice when people say nice things about you, but you have to realize the awesomeness and be narcissistic sometimes.
Jeepster said, (36 days ago)
my psychiatrist told me today that instead of benzos, he recommends that I masturbate to orgasm before I go to sleep every night.
Jeepster said, (36 days ago)
Also I need to start reading the book "The Power of Positive Thinking" because I have the lowest self esteem of any human being, ever, and I need to get a better attitude. After I read that, maybe I'll have some great stuff to say about myself.
the way i get by said, (36 days ago)
i love me very long... oh snap...
people think i'm funny, i don't think i try to be it's just the way i am. they also find me sweet and sincere, which is good because i try to be. i try not to treat people like crap and if people are bothered by me i'm more than ok to give them their space. i listen, but i also get people to talk, i introduce people to new things and i'll probably buy you a beer if we meet or beverage of your choice.
Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)
dude my masturbatory joke got vetoed before i even got a chance to post it.
El Indio said, (36 days ago)
i was tempted to love myself today but figured it wasn't worth the time investment.
oh wait, we already done gone here!
Matthew... said, (36 days ago)
Mine was first, therefore it's the only non lame one in this thread.
Now everyone proceed to tell Hena how awesome you are.
Henrietta said, (36 days ago)
Today I called AppleCare and stayed on the phone with them for an hour just for one customer.
Chuckles Nooberton said, (36 days ago)
i think i am better IRL than on the web. im still a nooberton here though.
Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)
Jeepster: Your psychiatrist told you to rub one out every night? Must be a Freudian.
Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)
I am awesome b/c I blew students' minds today by talking about war crimes, occupying forces, and the Geneva Convention.
And cultural genocide.
cupcakes, really. said, (36 days ago)
I smile at little kids who play arcade machines without putting quarters in. And then I give them ten bucks.
pepperoni said, (36 days ago)
@chuckles: nooberton is your new last name. CHUCKLES NOOBERTON. love it.
i am pretty helpful at giving advice. i am good at baking and i love to make things for people. usually they are pretty cute.
pepperoni said, (36 days ago)
i love it seriously. if you were here i would punch you in the arm and then bake you a giant cookie.
Chuckles Nooberton said, (36 days ago)
i am curious to see just how hard pepper can punch. your tall, good posture, probably leave a hell of a bruise. oh, i am interested in cookies too. sounds like a hell of a time!
In this thread you write about how awesome you are. Why you're awesome, things you did today that make yourself or others happy, etc. Because you all need to feel good about yourselves.