When was the last time you...?
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Cried?
Had sex?
Had really good sex?
Laughed so hard it hurt?
Kissed someone (not sexily)?
Kissed someone (sexily)?
Said "fuck"?
Hit something?
Cried: Couple of days ago.
Sex: We're supposed to call it "BCE" now, right?
Good sex: Same as above.
Laughed to pain: Earlier this week. "MST3K: the Movie."
Kissed someone not sexily: Hm...that might be you, back in August!
Kissed sexily: See smartass/sadness-tinged answers above.
Said "fuck": at work today.
Hit something: I don't remember!
Cried? A couple nights ago I was being a drama queen.
Had sex? Last night.
Had really good sex? Oh..
Laughed so hard it hurt? I don't remember! I don't lol hard enough these days.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? A minute ago.
Kissed someone (sexily)? A day ago.
Said "fuck"? Probably about 5 minutes ago, I say it a lot.
Hit something? Earlier I hit my computer, to get it to work.
i was gonna respond to this, but i realized that my answer is "I honestly don't remember" for almost all of these. Which is kind of an answer in itself, i guess.
Cried? About a week ago, when I tried to purchase insulin and I found out how much it was going to be. I was already having a stressful day, and I really didn't need that.
Had sex? July 4, 1994 or 95...I don't remember exactly which year, but I think it was 95.
Had really good sex? Same as above. Or at least it was good for me.
Laughed so hard it hurt? I honestly don't remember.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? ECP 1.
Kissed someone (sexily)? ECP 1.
Said "fuck"? At 6:00 today. I almost always say that when I have to lance my finger to check my blood.
Hit something? I don't remember this either.
Cried? Uhm. Last month, when thinking about the NYC boy that broke my heart.
Had sex? March.
Had really good sex? Circa 2006
Laughed so hard it hurt? All those endorphins make me forget.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? A few weeks ago.
Kissed someone (sexily)? March.
Said "fuck"? At work probably. It comes out so quickly I hardly notice anymore.
Hit something? Erm. A month ago. Car + Garage Wall = Friends!
Cried? months?
Had sex? weeks.
Had really good sex? couple months?
Laughed so hard it hurt? cant remember
Kissed someone (not sexily)? does not compute. i am not French.
Kissed someone (sexily)? yesterday?
Said "fuck"? probably yesterday at work
Hit something? backed into a car the other night. with my own car. no harm/no foul-backin
Cried? :: three days agoish.
Had sex? :: yesterday
Had really good sex? :: yesterday
Laughed so hard it hurt? :: yesterday
Kissed someone (not sexily)? :: yesterday
Kissed someone (sexily)? :: yesterday
Said "fuck"? :: two minutes ago; "Fuck me, it's cold out here."
Hit something? :: something, couple months ago; someone, three weeks ago
I see a pattern.
Cried?Last year sometime
Had sex?July
Had really good sex? Last year, October
Laughed so hard it hurt? I think somewhere in California in September
Kissed someone (not sexily)? When I kissed Paully at ECP
Kissed someone (sexily)?July
Said "fuck"? like half an hour ago.
Hit something? Earlier today, I punched the bottom of my engine block and almost broke my hand.
cried? er, about two weeks ago
had sex? uh you know um one time i kissed a girl
had really good sex? well i mean we kissed pretty good though
laughed so hard it hurt? honestly can't remember.
kissed someone non sexily: about 3 weeks ago
kissed someone sexily: a couple of seconds after the above
said "fuck"? when I was typing out the laughing answer
hit something? My bike fenders 10 minutes ago for being completely impossible to adjust correctly
Cried? Few days ago.
Had sex? 2 weeks ago.
Had really good sex? 2 weeks ago.
Laughed so hard it hurt? Don't remember.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Yesterday.
Kissed someone (sexily)? Sunday.
Said "fuck"? Just a few minutes ago.
Hit something? Few months ago.
Cried?
A little bit today, out of exasperation.
Had sex?
Last night.
Had really good sex?
Last night....
Laughed so hard it hurt?
I can't remember.
Kissed someone (not sexily)?
Earlier today
Kissed someone (sexily)? Last night.
Said "fuck"? Yesterday I think?
Hit something? Today, smacked my own stupid forehead at the god damned fucking airport...
Cried? The other day... and why is it when someone asks that question it was always recently?
Had sex? Beginning of November
Had really good sex? Last December
Laughed so hard it hurt? I don't remember.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Sunday
Kissed someone (sexily)? Beginning of November
Said "fuck"? Maybe an hour ago
Hit something? Sunday I punched the window in the car pretty hard, then punched the steering wheel when I decided it was better than punching glass.
Ugh might as well
Cried?
My grandfathers funeral like 2 years ago, though that Extreme Maker Over Home Edition where the family took their nieces and newphews after their dad died in a car accident and mom was murdered came CLOSE
Had sex?
Never
Had really good sex?
Never
Laughed so hard it hurt?
Last friday probaly
Kissed someone (not sexily)?
About a month ago, friend going away (FEMALE)
Kissed someone (sexily)?
Uh..... very long
Said "fuck"?
Probably an hour ago
Hit something?
A person: Never
An inanimate object: really don't know....
i'm boring
Cried? It hasn't been that long, but I can't remember the specific when or why.
Had sex? Two weeks ago
Had really good sex? Uh. Year and a half ago?
Laughed so hard it hurt? Probably three weeks ago at my birthday party.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Mom, on Thanksgiving
Kissed someone (sexily)? Two weeks ago
Said "fuck"? Probably this afternoon, in talking about my psych class (surprise)
Hit something? I slapped a coworker upside the head a few times last week. Does that count?
Cried? Last week
Had sex? New Year's Eve
Had really good sex? Well over two years ago
Laughed so hard it hurt? Today
Kissed someone (not sexily)? A few months ago
Kissed someone (sexily)? I can't remember the last time I did it sober...
Said "fuck"? Today
Hit something? I hit a bag of frozen vegetables on my kitchen counter about 2 hours ago.
Cried: Sometime last month, I think.
Had sex: Also some time last month (no relation)
Had really good sex: 5 or 6 months ago, maybe.
Laughed so hard it hurt: It never hurts, even if I laugh my hardest. Y'alls broken.
Kissed someone (not sexily): I don't kiss non-sexually.
Kissed someone (sexily): Same as the last time I had sex
Said "fuck": FuckifIknow.
Hit something: I have no clue. If you mean in anger, It's been a long while.
Cried? March 08
Had sex? September 08
Had really good sex? September 08
Laughed so hard it hurt? This morning - at that sneeze/vomit post
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Thanksgiving
Kissed someone (sexily)? September 08
Said "fuck"? within the last hour
Hit something? june/july 08 - I hit a garbage can while riding a skateboard
Cried: A couple weeks ago.
Had sex: Night before last.
Had really good sex: Christ like... this past March? I think?
Laughed so hard it hurt: Don't remember. Probably recently, though.
Kissed someone (not sexily): Night before last.
Kissed someone (sexily): Night before last.
Said "fuck": A few minutes ago.
Hit something: Damn, not since I was a little kid, if you mean in anger. I jokingly punched a friend today, but I don't think that counts.
Cried: two days ago, mostly from self-pity
Had sex: Uh, since August?
Had really good sex: God, last year? Or has it been two years?
Laughed so hard it hurt: Longer than usual. Like a week ago.
Kissed someone (not sexily): Last night.
Kissed someone (sexily): August, again.
Said "fuck": 3:45pm this afternoon.
Hit something: a few years ago I kicked my wall so hard during an angry fit that my foot went clear through it.
Cried: yesterday
Had sex: last weekend
Had really good sex: last weekend
Laughed so hard it hurt: last weekend?
Kissed someone (not sexily): 5 minutes ago
Kissed someone (sexily): last weekend
Said "fuck": seconds ago.
Hit something: yesterday, but it was a kick and I really hurt my fucking toe.
Cried: several months ago
Had sex: couple nights ago
Had really good sex: couple nights ago
Laughed until it hurt: a few weeks ago
Kissed someone (not sexily): this morning
Kissed someone (sexily): couple nights ago
Said "fuck": when my coworker trashed me to my boss for something he was fine with when talking to me directly, this afternoon
Hit something: a few weeks ago
Cried: This morning due to the stress and feeling worthless
Had sex: 4 months ago
Had really good sex: about 4 months ago
Laughed so hard it hurt: Last Sunday when I was really drunk
Kissed someone (not sexily): 2 weeks ago
Kissed someone (sexily): almost a month ago
Said "fuck": just now because of this stupid tv.
Hit something: I hit my bed today when I stub my toe on it.
Cried? Monday night. Remember that Pepper? Wasn't that fun!
Had sex? July.
Had really good sex? Sometime around a year ago I had pretty hot sex, but the last time I had really fucking awesome sex was July '07.
Laughed so hard it hurt? About a month ago.
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Two weeks ago.
Kissed someone (sexily)? Two weeks ago plus a day or two.
Said "fuck"? Sometime in the last couple of hours I'm sure.
Hit something? Two weeks ago I think.
Cried? Nope.
Had sex? Been a while.
Had really good sex? Nope.
Laughed so hard it hurt? *shrug*
Kissed someone (not sexily)? Recently.
Kissed someone (sexily)? Very not recently.
Said "fuck"? Fuck.
Hit something? Long time.
Cried? january
Had sex? july?
Had really good sex? january
Laughed so hard it hurt? a couple weeks ago
Kissed someone (not sexily)? thanksgiving
Kissed someone (sexily)? sept 26
Said "fuck"? a few hours ago
Hit something? i hit you with a baguette does that count?

Pooped? That was about 10 minutes ago