When I was a kid __________________________________.

When I was a kid, I pooped in a urinal once.

When I was a kid I used to play "Twister"

But like the movie Twister, not the game. My friend and I would make Dorothys out of leaves and mulch and stuff and yeah. It was totally awesome.

I was sure I could fall through the gaps between planks in docks and piers, and terrified of it.

my dad would get more excited about new NES games than me.

I wanted to play piano but refused to practice.

everyone's fav-o-rit food was shepherd's pie, and I didn't understand the attraction, because I also didn't understand the appeal of corn.

When I was a kid I was very shy but filled with ~imaginations~ and liked forming secret societies. Yes there was the GOONIES CLUB but there was also THE GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN CLUB (after the movie). For my initiations for both gangs, I made them do Bloody Mary but I myself was too scared to do it so I ran out of the bathroom.

I took a lot of sips from my mother's wine glass.

When I was a kid, I would spend hours and hours making forts in our wood pile.

when i was a kid, i thought if you saw some kids sneakers hanging from a telephone pole, it meant that was where they died

I would spin in circles for seemingly hours, get a bad stomach-ache, lay on the couch for a bit, and then get up and do it all over again.

I'd also sleep with my head hanging upside down off the side of the bed...with socks on my hands (puppets)

...my brother and I hooked up all of my dad's garden hoses and turned the water on and pushed it into the sand to see how far it would go into the ground. We got the hoses stuck and it took us 3 days to get them to come out fully.

Also, my dad was a ham radio operator and had a big radio tower next to the house. We used to use that to climb onto the roof all of the time. It was awesome.