It's 9:15. I work till midnight. Tell me a story for encouragement.

Hi josh. You just won a prize!

I hope it's an anecdote.

The prizes just showed up, hoss.

LOL

PRIZEEEEE

(sorry)

aww.

I keep being late to the cute boy threads. Just assume I've got first post in all future cute boy threads.

Dude, welcome to a world where the universal crush objects all just decided they have a crush on you.

Slainte!

there's was a brave little toaster...

I just fired someone from my team and added you. That's encouraging, right?

Encouraging stories, huh? How about a fortune?

Someone will post a MC for you soon.

and I guess your lucky numbers are 7, 13, 69, 69, 69, 666 whatever

DANG.

What's shaking, sugarpants?

Is there another way to flirt?

Once upon a time, there were nine rappers. While powerful individually, together they formed the force known as the Wu-Tang Clan. Even with the sad casualty that was ODB and their beef with Mase and Biggie, they continue to have a place in my heart and the hearts of many others.

ilikedginger - best. story. ever.

also, I'm 22

Once upon a tonight, i was jealous of the OP's glasses.

My team just swelled like venice riverbanks.

IT WAS LIKE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

This is a public service announcement... with guitars.

HEY LOOK ANOTHER WHITE GUY WITH A BEARD CHICKS ARE FAWNING OVER!

I was fawning from afar. I don't like to compete over menz. :P

Twigs, give it a rest man! You've got Jubilee and Celisse! You just gotta put out more effort!

god damnit heart symbol fake html ruining all mah posts up in this piece.

You'll just have to guess what I said.

Once upon a time and far, far away, in the middle of forest-lands and river-lands, a little boy was born from a poppyseed.

"He must be a poppycock, if he's born from a poppyseed" said the fox derisively, and passed by the infant on her soft paws.

"He must be a sort of fruit, if he's flower-born," said the doe warily, sniffed once, and passed by the infant on her neat hooves.

"He must be trouble, if he's a human, and more trouble if he's not," said the gray wolf gruffly, and did not even come close.

"He must be in need of a mother, whatever he be," said the she-bear, and she took the infant in her warm embrace.

yeah what the heck i am not hot for twigbles. HE BELONGS TO JUBILEE AND JUBILEE ALONE.

@twigby - they dont fawn all over ALL of us white guys with beards.

Older? Check.

Skanko: I don't know, I think gingers are exempt......

*COUGHKIDDINGISWEARCOUGH*

once upon a time, you knew emma and i met you once i think. you come into the lounge to buy bali shag, no?

the end.

ps. HI.

he is for jubilee and jubilee alone?

FAIL.

what is bali shag? It sounds like weed, but what do I know.

It could be. Though, it's just rolling tobacco.

I agree with Jeepster on Geoff. He is so cute.

Saw in overhead; am vain. Huh what?

It is beautiful, you should be reveling.

A story I lost a while ago, so I rewrote the part I posted entirely, mind. I don't want you to think I gave you a threadbare secondhand story.

Um. Also, late. But, you are ADORABLE.

THIS IS THE NEW FLIRTING THREAD

Matthew said I should fight you all for him.

without reading this, i assume you are the new cute boy i've heard about.

now i will read.

Who said I was jealous? I'm just planning ahead.

Nah, I'll just throw the lemon back at you. No need to take extra steps.

Carlito, have more faith in yourself. The girlz will not forget about you.

FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

whoever he is, he is QUITE VULGAR.