After a thorough, scientific study, I have come to the conclusion that the newbies are either cute, pretty, weird, or trollish.
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I dunno 'bout any newbies. I really only notice the trolls nowadays, but I'm an amateur xenologist.
Hahaha matthew. And navin.
@oom - THEY'RE ALL POSTING HOT PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES. AND IT IS WORKING.
Please, oom. None of these kids live by me! And I do mean kids. I think they're all like...19. Still cute, though.
I THINK THE CUTE ONE LIVES NEAR ME.
(or at least trolls the craigslist of my city....???)
I am new. I fear I am none of these things. Ok, maybe like 5% weird. But only after a few beers.
Dude, even I am impressed by the one. You know which one I'm talking about.
I love Navin for using the word "stunner." But yeah, there's been an influx of pretty people. I am shallow and like eye candy, so it's nice.
I, too, am happy for the new blood. Things were getting a bit stale around here.
I actually want to come back as a newbie and post nervous threads first and then post hot pictures of myself and be all OH HI GUYS except now I wrote it here so it will never work.

I'll agree to that statement.