Poll: Would you live under a bridge? and if so what sort of stuff would you like to have with you.
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wool blankies, canned dog food, a dingo with a scarf around it's neck, a sawed-off shotgun
wait...
I think I missed my junkie window of opportunity. I'm too old to nod out since I do it anyway past my bedtime.
@josh- only if you find a good enough bridge.
it's hard to find one good enough for a bum colony.
i spent some years homeless in my late teens/early 20's, all you need is a friend a fire and a sleeping bag. bridges can be a sweet place to crash!
I think I'd want a dog.
or a backpack cat.
one of the guys downtown used to have a cat that stayed perched up on his pack.
I would like to have at least a tent, and a Coleman stove.
For an entire summer a few years ago, before the O-train stop at Bayview was built, a couple of guys camped out underneath that bridge. I was always curious as to whether they were homeless or if they did that on purpose.
can I just be crusty and not a junkie? my dailywear sweatshirt already kinda smells and everything.
And I would like to have a big metal trashcan to use as both heat and stove, a big-ass pillow and a large bong. And a battery-operated fridge to keep the beer cold.
Actually, fuck this shit. I really like living in apartments.
I like the pack cat idea. I've never understood how that guy in Harvard Square got that cat to sit still all day.

I dunno, do I have to be a troll to do so?