Poll: Would you live under a bridge? and if so what sort of stuff would you like to have with you.

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Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)

I dunno, do I have to be a troll to do so?

El Indio said, (36 days ago)

wool blankies, canned dog food, a dingo with a scarf around it's neck, a sawed-off shotgun

wait...

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (36 days ago)

@oom- nah. you could be a junkie.

Jay Def said, (36 days ago)

@El Indio - Did you just become the Road Warrior?

Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)

I think I missed my junkie window of opportunity. I'm too old to nod out since I do it anyway past my bedtime.

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (36 days ago)

you can alwaysb be an old stinky grumbly mumbly.

ohgoshjosh said, (36 days ago)

Can I bring people to live with me?

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (36 days ago)

@josh- only if you find a good enough bridge.

it's hard to find one good enough for a bum colony.

Chuckles Nooberton said, (36 days ago)

i spent some years homeless in my late teens/early 20's, all you need is a friend a fire and a sleeping bag. bridges can be a sweet place to crash!

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (36 days ago)

I think I'd want a dog.

or a backpack cat.

one of the guys downtown used to have a cat that stayed perched up on his pack.

IceOwl said, (36 days ago)

I would like to have at least a tent, and a Coleman stove.

For an entire summer a few years ago, before the O-train stop at Bayview was built, a couple of guys camped out underneath that bridge. I was always curious as to whether they were homeless or if they did that on purpose.

El Indio said, (36 days ago)

i love you, Jay.

seemingly satanic said, (36 days ago)

can I just be crusty and not a junkie? my dailywear sweatshirt already kinda smells and everything.

And I would like to have a big metal trashcan to use as both heat and stove, a big-ass pillow and a large bong. And a battery-operated fridge to keep the beer cold.

Actually, fuck this shit. I really like living in apartments.

Oom Mao Mao said, (36 days ago)

I like the pack cat idea. I've never understood how that guy in Harvard Square got that cat to sit still all day.

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