The only reason I want a boyfriend
is so I can go around singing that Alphabeat song all day every day: OH NO DON'T YOU TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. HE'S MIIIIINE.
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No thanks!
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artschooled said, (36 days ago)
DID I PUT THAT SONG ON A MIX FOR SNOWSUIT OVER THE SUMMER AND THEN SING IT TO HIM ALL THE TIME? YES.
WordNerd said, (36 days ago)
I just want a bf to go to the store, buy me some dayquil and lemon mint ricolas, then brush my hair 1000 times until I go to sleep.
Mrs. Cakes said, (36 days ago)
wtf, I have a boyfriend and we don't sing songs to each other, brush each other's hair and he's never bought me coughdrops.
Naturelle Rivera said, (36 days ago)
tiff just move to miami and i'll do those things for you. except brush your hair. cos thats skeezy.
AweThePuppies said, (36 days ago)
That's the best reason I've ever heard for wanting a boyfriend. I'm confused as to why you don't have one.
I haven't even heard that song though.
seemingly satanic said, (36 days ago)
Ugh. That one guy I keep harping over sang songs from the muppet movie to me in bed and I nearly died of swoon.
That's it, really.