I have the option of seeing Gwar tonight. I must decide soon.
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The only thing is that I'd be going with 2 goofy younguns who I'd have to babysit.
I know I'd have to watch them the entire time and it would take away from the show for me.
Handcuff them to each other so they can't get separated. You're problem is now halved.
You have to decide?! If someone asks you if you want to go to a GWAR concert, the answer is YES!

The answer you're looking for is "YES".