My car just totally got bird bombed. THIS IS WHY I HATE GOING OUT ANYMORE. EVERYTIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE, SOMETHING POOP-RELATED HAPPENS.

You're a poop magnet.

Because poop is funnier.

speaking of funny, i am laughing SO HARD AT THIS RIGHT NOW:

[13:39] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:39] electriclemon: wtf
[13:39] electriclemon: why does it keep sending you my away emssage
[13:39] Kimberly : i dont see it
[13:39] electriclemon: oh
[13:39] electriclemon: weird
[13:39] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:40] Kimberly : oh
[13:40] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:40] electriclemon: ?
[13:40] Kimberly : i didnt realize your message was butts
[13:40] electriclemon: aahahhaha
[13:40] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:40] Kimberly : i thought you just kept saying it
[13:40] electriclemon: AHAHAHA
[13:40] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:40] Kimberly : hahahaha
[13:40] electriclemon: omggggg MAKE IT STOP
[13:40] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly Holcombe: butts.
[13:40] Kimberly : oh dear
[13:41] electriclemon: i'm gonna sign off brb
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : im laughing so hard
[13:41] electriclemon: AHAHAH
[13:41] electriclemon: SHUT UP
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : okay
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : hahahahahaha
[13:41] electriclemon: ahahaha
[13:41] electriclemon: stop
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : im crying
[13:41] electriclemon: ahahahaha
[13:41] electriclemon: ahaahahahhaah
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : at work
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] Kimberly : in my cubicle
[13:41] *** Auto-reply sent to Kimberly : butts.
[13:41] electriclemon: OMG MAKE THE BUTTS STOP
[13:41] Kimberly : hahahahahaah

LOL BUTTS.

Without the car, then I would have gotten bird bombed!

No thanks. I totally had to flee while I was in the plaza.

YES.

no. there are plenty of poop related things i dont post about ok? PLENTY. can you go away now?

I WANT TO WASH MY CAR BUT IT IS TOO COLD OUTSIDE WOE WOE WOE.

Butts.

not if you're sneaky

carefully

how do you carefully sneak into a car wash?

...sparky

I don't know how it's supposed to work. I just come up with the ideas. It's somebody else's responsibility to figure out the details.