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rink said, (37 days ago)
what to vegan zombies eat?
GRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS
(i love that joke...though usually i just do vegetarian, but this works too.)
Garak said, (37 days ago)
i am usually pretty anti-tofu, only in that i've always thought it tasted like ass.
i did, however, go to this little cafe/coffee shop i love on Sunday and had a wild rice/vegetable/tofu bowl that was wonderful. (except for the couple chunks of tofu that captured the burnt taste of the grill they were cooked on - tofu has that horrible habit of taking on the odor/taste of whatever it's around, and it was pretty ungood. those particular pieces i mean.) i thought to myself "i could actually eat this once or twice a week, and be ok with it."
though i went for chinese yesterday w/a friend and they ordered Orange Tofu, while i had Orange Chicken - i just don't think i'm ready to go there.
Make Art said, (37 days ago)
This is totally unpractical in traditional zombie fiction terms. They might as well have called it Undead Vegan. Assumedly it's a story of someone continuing to commit to a drearily socially responsible lifestyle after death, while most of the world continues to eat steak and not care.
I can foresee NO ensuing hilarity.
I've always said that tofu is pretty fucking frightening, but nobody ever believes me.