Adding some color to the bellies or "MOMOMOMOMOM."
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@erica: You should see it when it's not stuffed with Thanksgiving leftovers :D
@erica: hmm how about this. If I were to post a picture of the rock-hard density I know as my abs, this site would collapse into the resulting black hole. I can't have that..
You leave me no choice but to picture the abs in question in my mind.
Haha, am I creep yet?
I have absolutely no problem with cute girls imagining me in various clothed states.

See now:
1) Not pasty=check
2) Interestingly decorated=check.
I'm not posting mine 'cuz it fails on both counts. (Although you've seen it anyway Teej.)