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emm said, (37 days ago)
Only allowed if you kill people with it.
Minimum of five bodies per month, the homeless acceptable.
emm said, (37 days ago)
I will totally sing breathlessly and pine, like, 24/7.
All for just the price of a corset. Or eight.
MUPaully said, (37 days ago)
Whoa. I never said I could afford eight of those things. I don't care how hot you'll look.
MUPaully said, (37 days ago)
Wait. We went from one corset to you suggesting I slit the throat of everybody I come in contact with to sexy christian scientists to multiple corsets to fail? I'm lost.
MUPaully said, (37 days ago)
You seem to have this pegged OMM. We went from an arranged room to me being lost to confusion. What's the next step?
Oom Mao Mao said, (37 days ago)
Don't bring up pegging, for God's sake.
She's an expensive sub that wants to be lavished with gifts. Subs all want to be sensation bombed. It's the ones with expensive habits that'll lead to red ruin.
MUPaully said, (37 days ago)
Bwahahahahahahhaaha. Don't worry, pegging isn't even close to being on the list.
Oom Mao Mao said, (37 days ago)
Don't be sorry. It's not uncommon.
'sides, I'm not the one that might possibly maybe buying you corset(s).
If only I could afford the good stuff for my girlfriend, yowza.
H55 said, (37 days ago)
Any truth to the old tale that ships during the age of exploration had a designated "peg boy"?
emm said, (37 days ago)
Yeah, i'm seriously poor. Honestly, if the boyfriend got me something nice for Christmas, i'd just feel like an asshole 'cause i can't reciprocate.
Namrok said, (37 days ago)
Oooooh. Straight razors are nifty. I just sharpened mine. Best. Shaves. Ever.
khaaaaansumating said, (36 days ago)
I got one last year at the state fair! There was a guy with a knife booth and I got my straight razor. I just need to figure out how to sharpen it. I will definitely use it on my face. It would take a while to learn to use it proficiently on my head though. As of right now safety razors leave so much room for error. I can go really fast with a safety razor.
Namrok said, (36 days ago)
Sharpening isn't hard. I usually do it every few months on an 8000 grit wetstone. Unless I've REALLY dulled it, then I swipe it a few times on a 4000 grit. There are actually really good instructions for straight razors in general here.
khaaaaansumating said, (36 days ago)
Ok, because it has never been sharp before. It has a very thick blade that would butter toast very nicely.
Namrok said, (35 days ago)
Oh. If its THAT dull it could require a much lower grit than 4000 or even 2000. 8000 is for putting that razor edge back after a few months of regular use. 4000 is for getting out the occasional small nick or crack. I think you need to drop down to 1000 or even 500 to completely restore an edge from next to nothing.
And if you are going to have to buy several wetstones to restore this thing, you might be better off just buying a new one.
Namrok said, (34 days ago)
Well, in that case, take it some place that will sharpen it for you. That's not a bad way to go.
If I ever got one of those, the blood loss could feel a vampire for the rest of his un-life.