My grandpa told me he gave me AIDS and then gave away the plot of the new season of Dexter. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I have no idea. When he showed up he kissed me on the cheek and said "Oh by the way, I have AIDS". My relatives have a very odd sense of humor.
@pagne, one day you will meet your soul meet and you will be incredibly happy until your family drives him/her gary busey crazy.
d'oh. i fucked that all up. not only was it supposed to be soul MATE, but it should have been phrased, "you will make some lucky guy/girl very happy, and then your family will drive them crazy."
i suck. whatevs. happy t-day pagnster.

spoilers are totally unacceptable