My grandpa told me he gave me AIDS and then gave away the plot of the new season of Dexter. Happy Thanksgiving.

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El Indio said, (42 days ago)

spoilers are totally unacceptable

mizsarah said, (42 days ago)

And the AIDS thing? What's the story with that?

Pagne said, (42 days ago)

I have no idea. When he showed up he kissed me on the cheek and said "Oh by the way, I have AIDS". My relatives have a very odd sense of humor.

José Donoso said, (42 days ago)

@pagne, one day you will meet your soul meet and you will be incredibly happy until your family drives him/her gary busey crazy.

Pagne said, (42 days ago)

mmmm. soul meat.

José Donoso said, (42 days ago)

d'oh. i fucked that all up. not only was it supposed to be soul MATE, but it should have been phrased, "you will make some lucky guy/girl very happy, and then your family will drive them crazy."

i suck. whatevs. happy t-day pagnster.

Xopchipili said, (42 days ago)

sounds like a typical day in the life of your family, really

pepperoni said, (42 days ago)

did you tell them we're gay married?

Pagne said, (41 days ago)

@pepper: I'd try, but they have the attention span of fleas.

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