I can't be too sure, but I think I just inhaled a spider. Yeah... I'm not joking. I really think I either breathed it right in or swallowed it or maybe it's scuttling about in my hair. It was a tiny little reddish brown thing just floating through the air by a delicate thread of web or something and it floated by my face just as I was taking a deep breath after coughing... and just like that it was gone. Just thought I'd share!
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Joel Mushiking said, (273 days ago)
On Firiday I ate some watermelon and the next day I had fruitflies from the rind that was in the trash. Now I just saw a roach crawl on my kitchen counter.
Can you come by and eat them, too?
Bridget said, (273 days ago)
Ethan, I neglected to mention I accidentally swallowed a purple martin earlier. Maybe if it's not too busy listening to Michael McDonald and Patti Labelle duet on the cd player I swallowed yesterday it will be kind and seek the spider out.
Joel, I can be hired for all of your pest eating needs for $9.99! ACT FAST, this is a one time offer. Offer will expire at 11:59 pm on 3/3/08.
Bridget said, (273 days ago)
Worry?
WORRY?!
Worrying is for pusses.
I like to think it's skittered up into my nasal cavities and is webbing up a little home in my choana.
Bridget said, (273 days ago)
I'm crossing my fingers!
I'd like to think that one day I'll feel a slight tickling sensation in my nose and down will drop a little spider on a strand of web and he will present to me a little heart shaped token of his affection comprised entirely of the exoskeletons of other bugs he has trapped and dragged back into my body through my nose and mouth while i slumber. ~*breath*~
Ohgodohgodohgod that is horrifying.