It's a brand new life, embrace it

I want cool slippers. Where did you get those?

This is great.

@Ginger: I dunno, that's the fearless leader's profile, you gotta ask him

@Ethan: Yeah, I took a clue from Wedding Crashers, when Will Farrell starts attending funerals. I look for dying social websites and follow the exodus in order to score chicks. Don't tell them.

@Bmanda: (See, it's working.)