Neighbor kids are throwing candy wrappers over the fence. How shall I retaliate?

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Bmanda said, (55 days ago)

Give them the hose...

soulcamp said, (55 days ago)

Throw condom wrappers back over the other side.

dudette said, (55 days ago)

candy cannon

Carlocakes said, (55 days ago)

Raise fist. Shake fist. Mumble about "darn kids."

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (55 days ago)

Fire. It's the appropriate response to any aggression.

Centropomus said, (55 days ago)

Throw back lit firecrackers.

mizsarah said, (55 days ago)

Glue every candy wrapper to a large poster board. Write "KidName1 and Kidname2 Are Litterbugs" on it. Post it in your front window or give it to their mom.

beccah. said, (55 days ago)

MizSarah has a good one, but my suggestion was to wait til they're in bed, gather 'em all up and throw 'em back over.

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (55 days ago)

Did I mention fire?

Saint Tee said, (54 days ago)

mmm, fire. I'm going to go get orange juice concentrate immediately!

0guninnayouface0 said, (54 days ago)

throw candy bowls. . . . .EMPTY candy bowls

(empty GLASS candy bowls)

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