Hello. Im your agony uncle for the day. Tell me your problems and i`ll make them go away
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Jamie said, (57 days ago)
Kirsty
It sounds like this annoying flatmate of yours tells you to `get a room` all the time as a term of endearment. Take it on the chin. If you take life so seriously, life wont take you seriously, therefore job opportunities will be rare.
As for The Dayyy That Never Comes Ahhh, my telekinetic abilities tell me that that aspect of your life is a thing of a past, and you miss it, therefore it stays on your mind as you have a fear of letting great things go.
I hope this helped
Agony Uncle Jamie
Jamie said, (57 days ago)
Saint Tee
Your rich uncle will take notice of your needs, and he will deliver. Due to your unelaborate statement, i can't be of any more assistance to you.
Regards
Agony Uncle Jamie
Jamie said, (57 days ago)
Kirsty
Cigars will be available. As will a variety of beverages. Dont drink to forget though, drink to celebrate what you have accomplished, then you will be human
Salutations traveller
Agony Uncle Jamie
kirsty! said, (57 days ago)
dear jamie,
my boyfriend chris (or mini), whom i believe you're acquainted with, keeps saying 'cool beans'. how can i convince him that doing this is neither big nor clever?
with unconditional love,
kirsty
Jamie said, (57 days ago)
Kirsty
Im aware of Christophers existence. Remind him that as a budding journalist, he should be aware that only journalists/columnists from `The Sun` use such phrases. Surely being compared to a tabloid publication as disgraceful as The Sun, will remind him what his ultimate goal truely is, then he will stop saying such phrases and revert back to traditional words like `That`s interesting`, `I am interested` and `Interesting statement`
With one eye observing society
Agony Uncle Jamie
the way i get by said, (57 days ago)
Dear Jamie
You seem like the kind of guy who gets the ladies. How do you make them come "all upons"
- twigby
Jamie said, (57 days ago)
the way i get by
Thanks for your observation. Truth is, i don't get all the ladies, all the ladies get me.
Do you have problems with ladies? Dont be unconfident, and dont be overly confident. If you see a lady you find physically attractive, dont get nervous, go up to her and be yourself. Ladies like men who arn't pretending to be someone they're not.
Myself however, i find it fun to play a different persona when picking up girls. Just this very evening, i dressed up as a stereotypical gay person, so i could hook up with a lesbian. The night before, i dressed up as a cowboy, to hook up with a girl, and it was only a week ago, that i went to the hospital pretending to have a brain tumour, so i could hook up with the nurse there. It was sympathy sex, but sex all the same. Who`s complaining right?
I hope my escapades inspire you to become more confident. Be yourself, but as my story states, not being yourself also gets you laid.
Good luck in your quest, warrior
Agony Uncle Jamie
dear uncle jamie,
i have this really annoying flatmate, all he does is make me listen to THE DAYYY THAT NEVER COOOOMES-AAAH and tell me to get a room all the time. what should i do?
regards,
kirsty
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