Risky Bidness
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Yeah, it's how the good lord made me. I'm sure in another 15 years I'll have the gigantic gut like he does and my legs will be exactly the same.
the lord has a gigantic gut? Man, he's totally Santa, I just know it...
Oh yeah! Actually I was talking about my dad, but I think that's a Freudian slip.

Sadly, I shaved off that beautiful neck-mane and am now wearing pants.