I'm beached, bro!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcAI have an unhealthy obsession with this video. Also, how does one actually embed youtube videos? I can never figure it out.
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Hrmn.
Think of it as a very lazy comparison. When a whale says he's beached as, he's comparing himself to a hypothetical object that is very, very beached.

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