Post here and I'll describe the Mortal Kombat style fatality you'd perform.
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Previous Toast said, (70 days ago)
Manuel summons her fel-trombone from the void, blasting a note so powerful it strips clothes, then skin, then muscles off her opponent, finally causing the skeleton to burst into flames.
Previous Toast said, (70 days ago)
Skanko drops a ghetto-blaster and piece of cardboard on the ground, and proceeds to "serve" his opponent with a versatile display, then a giant sub-woofer falls from the sky, pancaking the unworthy challenger.
Previous Toast said, (70 days ago)
CM grabs his opponent in a huge bear hug and rubs his bristly face against them, wearing their head into nothing, then drops the body, dusts off his hands, and walks off screen.
Previous Toast said, (70 days ago)
H55 takes off his tie and uses it to lasso his challenger around the neck. He swings them around until they reach high speed, then slams them into the ground. Limbs bounce haphazardly around the arena.
Previous Toast said, (70 days ago)
Matthew pulls out his laptop and writes a scathing blog entry about the poor performance of his opponent. The opponent hangs his/herself.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (70 days ago)
HAHAHAHAHA.
Of course, it means that I can't make out with anyone without killing them with my beard.
That's actually kind of accurate.
0guninnayouface0 said, (70 days ago)
go
(this is the first "post here" thread that's had this much potential in a looooooong time)
Whee!