I made this for consumating. I don't remember why.
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The next time I make something like this, it will say "UMLAUTS, they're metal", and have a picture of Queensrÿche.
i think i might just change all the vowels in my name to have an umlaut. if i can figure it all out. goddamn keystrokes.
I just look up umlauts in wikipedia and clag them from there.
Also, this is the best article ever. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_umlaut

HAHA THAT WAS ME. I SAID "YURGEN DINGER DARGEN." And for some reason you found it hilar.
hhahahahahhaahaha