Huh. I guess i steal shit when i drink.
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nah that doesnt count, you stole the same shit Aladdin stole in a disney movie.
SCOUNDREL! TAKE THAT!
[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
[Crowd:] Who?
Oh, It's sad Aladdin hit the bottom
He's become a a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

I just opened up my purse from last night and found apples, two magazines, and a loaf of bread.