Well, now that the Canadian election is over and Stephen Harper can once again mull over his sour grapes until the next election, if I were to send you one thing in the mail, what would you like it to be?
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I like winning. It's like getting a Canadian in the mail.
(I may be sleep deprived)
I'll get right on building a live-in crate. If you hear about anyone missing, just ignore it.
Oh. Well, how about an urn with William Lyon Mackenzie King's ashes in it? Come on, you know you want it. Ashes of the longest serving Prime Minister of Canada!

A Canadian.