Hours until she admits she lied...

?

Who is it?

GOP phone bank volunteer searched for an ATM in "the wrong part of Pittsburgh." Was accosted, robbed of $60 and had the mark of Obama carved into her cheek when the attacker saw her Mccain bumper sticker.

conveniently, the attack happened out of range of the security camera.

The moment she told the press, I think.

In defense of her honesty, who can draw a perfect O?

Of all the sick things.

On a related note, a cute indie girl at work (whom I previously thought was intelligent) said she was voting McCain when I was ranting about having to serve Republicans at work earlier. I called her a moron and walked away. Not very tactful, I know ... but I didn't have time at the moment to express how I felt appropriately. She's only just recently 18, I think it's fair to call her a moron.

That is what you get for lusting after little girls, Khan.

Thank heaven for little girls
For little girls get bigger every day!

Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in the most delightful way!

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'

Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for them all,
No matter where no matter who
For without them, what would little boys do?

Thank heaven... thank heaven...
Thank heaven for little girls!

4:ish PM EST

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