When is GTI going to get one of those drunk filters?

maybe our laptops should come with one of those drunk driving blowers and we can't turn it on if we're above the limit.

@pepper: I need one of those for my phone.

@Soulcamp: I haven't gotten a drunken Chris text message in a lonnnnnnnng time. What's up with that?

@extemp: For the record, it's been a long time since I've got a drunk dial from you, either.

Soulcamp: Considering your target was the same woman who tried to con me into thinking she had a degree in archaeology, you were better off flying solo there.

@extemp: Yes, and I commend you for it!

@Art: I thought she said she *was* getting her degree. She just blew you off the time before because you were drunk or something.

Yeah, well - if it weren't for booze, I have a feeling this planet would be a lot less populated.