Seriously my best friend is gorgeous and brilliant and funny and sweet and hot and speaks Spanish, French, Hebrew, English and Q'eqchi fluently. OKC is depressing her. Don't you know someone good enough for her?
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be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
@SD -- Yes. She's tiny and an exercise fanatic (for mood management, not weight stupidness) -- that's how we became friends -- but I don't think she'd be into someone who lead with that question.
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
@ Cocktails -- You're actually perfect except too young. Don't you have a groovy older brother?
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
@Art -- I know, I know. But I am at a loss on how to advise her because everyone I've been tangled up with/dated/slept with casually/and, like, married -- for years, now -- has been from Consumating. Consumating was where all the good ones were. Where are they now? I jave to assume they lurk in here somewhere.
(You would also suit her, but are too young and far away; no older brother for you?)
ABoyNamedArt said, (504 days ago)
Ha. Thank you for that. But no, I'm an only child. Now, I must ask: what flavor of Spanish does she speak: Mexican, Spaniard or Chilango?
CocktailsMalIntent said, (504 days ago)
No, i have a younger sister, but that does your friend very little good. she does sound remarkably awesome though, damn my youth.
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
She's a Diplomat and Spanish is her first language. I s'pose she speaks Panamanian Spanish but can shift it around to suit the moment. Mine is NY-Street and Juarez and I understand her most of the time. Why?
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
@Pokester -- I thought of you, Cutie. Because I know your previous pic -- the car snap -- would float her boat, but I don't really know you. You're feelin' MGMT. Beyond that, what's your story? Are you old enough to date a 41 year-old? Are you smart and honorable and fun? Are you near NY or Kabul?
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
@Os -- She lives in Brooklyn and sometimes possibly Kabul, sort of.
ABoyNamedArt said, (504 days ago)
BSE: Oh, just a natural curiosity of mine, being a fan of dialect and all that.
slowpoke said, (504 days ago)
@Secret: Wow, I am honored that you thought of me. Honestly, I live nowhere near NY or Kabul. Damn.
I really got excited. Mainly because I speak English, French, and thanks to Reamworks tip, I'm learning Hebrew. Also, I match her in that I am gorgeous and brilliant and funny and sweet and hot!
And 41 year olds? You obviously underestimate my age.
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
Tee -- Too young is state of mind, I suppose. When I was dating, I ran into a lot of people who well into their physical adulthood were still just barely realizing that they were not the center of the universe.
This is a person who escaped two military dictatorships and has been on her own since she was 16; she'd have a hard time relating to a kid as a partner is all I mean I guess.
Saint Tee said, (504 days ago)
Last I heard he was trying out for the FBI, I'll see what the sitch is. Although, I am thinking he is probably too Republican for your friend...
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
She's had her fill of spooks, actually and definitely a Republican is out.
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
(Not that I think you gentlemen are too -- emotionally -- young. I think you are too biologically young. I was just admitting that it was possible for an age-appropriate guy to be too young for her too.)
Scapegrace said, (504 days ago)
Poor dear! Tell her to get off of that site immediately. She won't find anybody of substance there.
In fact I think dating sites should be avoided. Meeting people online is fantastic, because it so so difficult to meet like minded people in ones day to day life (especially if you are as she sounds) . But dating sites seem utterly useless. I haven't met one intelligent couple who have met on via online dating, I have however, met quite a few that met "casually" online.
Stagewalker said, (504 days ago)
I'm far too far away, but when I'm in NYC we need to get dinner. Invite her! I'd love to meet her even if I'm not viable dating material.
Stagewalker said, (504 days ago)
Chancellor, I have several excellent people in my life that I met through online dating services (including two through OKC). Some I dated, some I just got along famously with despite that certain zing. I haven't found true love, but I wouldn't consider those connections the result of wasted time.
be secret and exult said, (504 days ago)
OOm mao Mao -- She is, right? I feel it is a fuck you to the great order of things that anyone with so much going for her should be lonely.
based on that description? no, no I don't.