I'm back in the US for 4 months and I need a positive income. Anyone want to pay me to do something (or not do something)?
Replies
Barack Obama will pay you a lot of $$$ not to work. Details Here:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122385651698727257.html#printMode
Or, you can buy a house you can't afford and John McCain will pay for it! Details here: http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/oct2008/db2008108_106465.htm
No matter who wins, unemployed deadbeats are going to make out like bandits!
@Khan: What are the hours on this composition and party starting gig?
@Ghostie: It's not as bad for me as it was for you I guess. I just bounce from friend's couch to friend's couch until I run out of friends. I'm set until Thanksgiving I bet.
@Ream: I hope you're right. I didn't give Obama money without expecting some freeloadin' kickbacks.
@Ream: I think I have to be a registered WSJ subscriber to read that obamaslander. I can read Mccain slander for free!

I will pay you $500 a month to be my personal composer/party starter.