Is it me, or does this ad just scream "HEY LOOK, VAGINA!"

...specially with the way the curtain is spreading, right?

Dear New York Times, I do not need to be reminded about the sex I'm not getting at 8 AM in the morning, thanks.

Oh, Renaissance.

Man, lookit the economy. Renaissance will promise you hookers n blow to spend a week at their properties.

But so will every other chain at this point. LIFE.

At Renaissance Hotels & Resorts, we are happy to include entertainment options as attractive as the girl in pink with all stays of five days or longer. Call our customer service representative to reserve your suite and sweetie today!

V is not for Vendetta.

Some find my work to be extremely vaginal. Some men even have trouble saying the word. Vagina. - Maude Lebowski

But, are hourly rates available?

@ghostie - Mel? You mean that weirdo girl with the odd "modeling" pictures of herself standing in mud and in tall grass?