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valkyrie blondhaar said, (49 days ago)
YES. My best friend and I accidentally went driving down the ghetto backbone of Baton Rouge late on Saturday night, only to find the most incredible and bizarre mini music festival. Baton Rouge has underground culture!
Betty said, (49 days ago)
i have stories i could tell, but they are SO nsfw.
oh, i remembered something. i slept with my first asian!
Community Toy said, (49 days ago)
I had the weirdest fucking night last night. So my weirdo friend was shooting a cover for his hiphop album. I did much of the production on it, writing almost all of the synth and playing bass guitar and crap j: in exchange for access to his recording equipment.
Okay fine so he wanted me in the cover image, which was more retarded than I could possibly have imagined. So I meet him and we go to his girlfriend's house and she is a bigger weirdo than I realized a lives with this group of crazy actor kids.
Which is fine except they are rehearsing for this play. The guy who wrote and directed the play was there. And the play is TERRIBLE. This is like greek mythology Mad Libs and all the words they filled in are from medical text books.
Three or four really thin effeminate dudes and one girl with GIGNATIC tits. I have never seen such big tits. Ridiculously big and she had a huge ridiculous weave. This girl has to lean backwards when standing up to counterbalance them. Also she has totally hair pits.
They were all in a battle to overact the most.
And then crazy girlfriend pulls out the costumes she made for this retarded shoot and this girl with the enormous tits is wearing a furry orange bikini. It was absurd.
And then he is telling these two fey dudes to make out and I am just rolling my eyes and then he tries to get this guy to pose so his girlfriend can snort "coke" (actually baking soda) off his crotch but the guy wouldn't go for it. Apparently he had moral issues with the coke? If you say so, dude.
Community Toy said, (49 days ago)
How was your first asian? My first asian was a horrible, soul-scarring experience. But that's because she was also crazy lesbian and her psycho friend attacked me.
Betty said, (49 days ago)
my first asian was really fantastic. great in bed, beautiful to look at, and not at all disappointing in the trousers department, which surprised me.
not really, no. why?