psa: it's still winter
dear women,
you may have forgotten what time of year it is, so please keep this in mind when you get changed in the morning:
it's winter still. W-I-N-T-E-R.
when you see a glimmer of sunshine, you should not immediately put on short shorts, mini skirts or other revealing clothing. it's still FREEZING outside.
you just look plain ridiculous. and you're cold. and you're making me want to stick hot knitting needs in my eyes. spare us all.
yours truly,
those of us who cherish our eyesight
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by cold you mean.... what?
cause if it's warm enough not to die, it's warm enough to wear a mini skirt.
What? I was staring at the first bare legs I've seen outside in months and I didn't hear one word you wrote above.
no peoples, NO. just....no.
next you're going to tell me that crocs and uggs are acceptable footwear.
and ps. i live in the pacific northwest. it was 10C today (which is 50F for you americans). not warm enough for short shorts and hooker boots.
Conversely, when it's that cold here, they wear the same shorts and hooker boots, but then they accessorize with comically overlarge scarves or a thin yet fur-trimmed jacket.
I don't get it either. I mean, i'm questioning whether or not to wear pajama pants under my jeans for my walk to the train, and i see girls in miniskirts with no tights. I mean, i appreciate their dedication but...they look cold.
The funny thing about down here is, those girls could just wait a day or two, our weather has been really sporadic, one day it feels like summer, the next it's raining all day.
@xop: normally, I wouldn't mind the eye candy, but when you hear nothing but "Oh my god, it is SO cold!" all day, it gets old- fast.
Of course, being from Detroit natively, I have to stop myself from flogging these people in DC for thinking 40° is freezing.

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