law school homework is boring me to death and I need a distraction: TIME FOR AN ANONYMOUS THREAD

HI HENA

"I cheated on my boyfriend TWICE in the past week. "

"I am boring myself with all my pissing and moaning."

I'm hesitant to be a slut in person, but sometimes I crave sexual attention. Like in the middle of last night, when I put on a mask and masturbated on my webcam on an adult site for 3 hours. I was looking at porn, but part of what turned me on the most was reading how much people liked it, and seeing that there were 140 people watching

Shame on you, Hena.

"If this is what love feels like, then I have never been in love before. "

" GAHHH I HATE HER! and I wish she would just drop dead!!!! she has ruined my whole life!!! "

"I guess Scurv hasn't been hearing enough about his dong lately or something. Had to make an anon thread."

That dong talk gets a bit disturbing, tbh

"Well, I for one enjoy hearing about scurvyman's penis. Even though right now it goes into one girl's vagina, it will one day be in mine."

HENA. he's your brother!

omg corey this is not an outlet for your balls!

moar like wincest amirite

I could get behind Hena makin lil half asian three-headed babies with Will.

And the three heads will be named Jonathan, Taylor, and Thomas.

Celisse loves my balls.

ahahahahaha

I hope you know, Celisse, that I have mentioned to Jon that our half-Asian half-fake-Jewish babies will be named Jonathan Jr., Taylor, and Thomas.

there's some dude in my class whose first name, no lie, is Earth.

Somebody on Thursday night said they thought he was gay and my friend Nick said "No way, he's got two kids, but unfortunately he did not name them Wind and Fire"

"mmm, scurv boning hena? i would watch that video! "

If he objects to JTT babies then I think that might be a dealbreaker.

He just kind of laughed but I think he wants them. Real bad. I mean, a Jonathan Jr.? Come on, that's just adorable.

"Is there anyone who actually likes corey? "

awwww

omg.

"corey's balls, scurvy's dong, celisse's mouth, hena's vag "

WHAT

Hey Celisse I found out that if I ever wanted to adopt a child, my HR will pay for it

"I have an urgent need to 69 "

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go away, whore

"who is will "

hoshit

"Sometimes I pick scabs and chew on them. I realize this is disgusting. "

Sigh. I got this, Celisse. One sec.

"I am really glad that Tiff isn't participating in this. She's just randomly aggressive, and although it's fun to watch, it's getting redundant."

Nice timing. Bad news for the unknown complainant.

I'd just like to state for the record that I am not the scab-eater up there.

I would say don't fight about it, but that's kind of the point isn't it?

If I was -randomly- aggressive, it wouldn't be redundant.

me (8:57:32 PM): asl
L33TPATTER (8:57:50 PM): fag
me (8:58:51 PM): chink
me (8:59:24 PM): hey this is lame. are we gonna do it or what.
L33TPATTER (8:59:33 PM): lol
me (8:59:37 PM): seriously, bend the fuck over and let me at that hole
me (9:00:54 PM): this isn't cool. why do you put your screen name on the anonymous message server and not talk to strangers?
me (9:00:59 PM): you're a tease.
me (9:01:05 PM): for all you know, we could become best friends.
me (9:01:09 PM): or boyfriends.
L33TPATTER (9:01:10 PM): LOL
L33TPATTER (9:01:11 PM): queer
L33TPATTER (9:01:15 PM): i dunno who this is
L33TPATTER (9:01:19 PM): prob nooba luen
me (9:01:24 PM): whoa
me (9:01:30 PM): i'm sorry, i don't speak asian
me (9:01:42 PM): HELLO I AM TALKING TO YOU
me (9:01:47 PM): STOP DOING THIS
me (9:01:51 PM): I WANT TO CONVERSE WITH YOU
me (9:01:53 PM): HEY
me (9:01:54 PM): HELLO
me (9:01:57 PM): TALK TO ME
me (9:02:07 PM): i'll report you to the myspace police
me (9:02:38 PM): ok done
me (9:02:46 PM): you're the lamest person in the world

"It feels really good when I play with my balls, but they're really kind of ticklish. I wish they weren't, because I feel kind of guilty when a girl tries to play with them and I can't take it!"

"“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.� "

oh whiiiiiiiine

Thanks, Tiff. All day Wednesday, k? I plan to keep scrolling down and down while watching Britney dance. Best birthday ever, tbh

"just do it. go for it. it will be worth it in the end. "

ewww

"I'm just sitting here watching anime with Courtney, Rachel, and Sarah. Life is good. "
uhhhhhh
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on an unrelated note, that Womanizer song is surprisingly catchy. It's no Toxic or anything, but that chorus gets stuck in my head, and you know this is not something I'd confess if it wasn't true

"GUYS THE FUCKIN UFOS ARE COMING"

No. They're not. Calm down.

oh make art you are SO WRONG

come back, anon!

"i'm in the same situation with my friends. they've all either changed, or they think i've changed so idk what to do because none of them care if i get new friends or stay with them. i think i'm just gonna create an entirely person out of myself and meet new people. i've wanted to do this for a while but idk i never did. "

ANON BATTLE!!!!!

"h8 is a strong word
but i rly rly rly don't like this fucking song "

"do you have a first aid kit handy? "

they make self sucking crotches now?

what the butt

wow these people are horrible huh

"i'm going to spend my evening naked, cooking mango tofu stirfry and reading "diary of a bad year"."