My cat scratched my wrist today. Now people are gonna think I'm a cutter.

Studded choker and eyeliner too plz.

I think I'm gonna apply for a job as a mail deliverer. I've never worn a uniform before and it's about time I did.

i just had to wash julius' feet because he stepped in bathtub cleaner and now my back is shredded.

people are going to think i'm into s&m.

@centro: amended to read "people are going to think i'm in to the drawing-blood sort of s&m"

Its always the cats fault isnt it!