dear iPhone you are a drunk girl's best friend
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khaaaaansumating said, (51 days ago)
One of my friends had the bubble wrap app or website up and that seemed to provide endless hours of entertainment for drunk people.
Also this reminds me. I was waiting tables earlier tonight and I offered this older couple something off of the drink list. I said, "Could I interest you in a Budweiser or maybe a nice margarita?"
To which he replied "I ain't no drunkard!"
Well excuuuuuuuse me. You were wearing all Harley Davidson gear, I only assumed.
seemingly satanic said, (51 days ago)
You can always interest me in a Budweiser or a nice margarita. I guess that means I am a drunkard.
seemingly satanic said, (51 days ago)
That's because you're a drunkard and a pretentious bastard. :P
khaaaaansumating said, (51 days ago)
Exactly.
When I am at work I try to make suggestions that will sell. As soon as I say I have Stella Artois on tap they look at me like I am speaking a foreign language. Because I am.
Make Art said, (51 days ago)
@ seemingly satanic : You're just jealous because I'm such a swanky motherfucker.
@ Khan The Awesome : You know that Stella Artois is commonly and colloquially known as "wife-beater" over here right?
seemingly satanic said, (51 days ago)
In the UK, Stella comes in a CAN! Here, it's considered a FINE beer.
seemingly satanic said, (51 days ago)
Right, I keep forgetting that my beloved Bud is a Belgian now. LMFAO.
Note to self: Do not pass Twiffy the iPhone.