Ah copulation, I'm in besottation with someone I'd walk in front of a(n) elephant for and it didn't work out. That's oncgology.

Ah mechanically separated meat, I'm in jail with someone I'd walk in front of a black cat for and it didn't work out. That's crunchy.

Ah sh it, I'm in deep business negotiations with someone I'd walk in front of a two way mirror naked for and it didn't work out. That's on top of the fact that I just shagged the republican vice presidential nominee and no one believes me

@Pokester - I am sure if you 'shopped your picture above that you'd get so much sympathy lovin' from the ladies