I just realized something. My parents never gave me "THE TALK." Please explain it to me here.

When two people are very lonely, they go on a place called The Craigslist.

themarriagebed.com will tell you everything you need to know.

@carlo: The clitoris is under the hood.

it's about half an inch from where you THINK it is.

@Skanko: depends if that's a euphemism or not.

We might get another new GTI person out of it?

It's funny, boys are usually WAY off on the whereabouts. Or they are right on top of it which is actually sort of painful.

When I was little I read too many books and I thought my clitoris was called my g-spot and vice versa.

@Carlo: LOL.

Cool! I've always been interested in how exactly they do that.

I feel sorry for female to male transexuals because there isn't really much they can do.

ouch.

even a cartoon of someone cutting a penis in half is painful.

@corey- now all i want to do is call someone a "bulb of the vestibule"

Corpus Cavernosum sounds like a cave in Texas.

HAAHAH

This hot little enchilada is about to get a dollop of my sour cream.

@carlo:

1) gently roll back the hood.
2) moisten your fingers by sucking on them a little bit. This should also excite her a bit.
3) Flick her clit with your finger nice and hard. She'll love it.

Enchiladas have hoods?

I can't stop laughing.

No, I'm literally eating a hot little enchilada. I literally just put a dollop of my sour cream on it. I don't think I could get any more clearer than that.

THE HOT LITTLE ENCHILADA GOT DRESSED AND WENT HOME. THANKS FOR NOTHING, JERKS.

The corn husk is the hood of the enchilada.

When a man and a woman love each other very much, they go to Las Vegas and get very drunk. If they love each other enough, and they're drunk enough, Elvis Presley puts a baby in the woman's womb, where it grows for 9 months until it's born.

Clitorii can vary greatly from woman to woman, and depending on arousal level. Even if one woman shows you where the right spot is on her, that doesn't necessarily mean that's where you should touch another woman. Just fucking ask how she wants to be touched.

the closest i got to the talk was my mom asking if i had sex for a playstion two.....

Well I did have sex, but not for the purpose of the PS2.

That was just a perk.

Should of told her "No, mom. But thats not a bad idea now that you mention it!"

Man, I had no idea Game Stop employees were that desperate.

I wonder what I'd have to do to get a PS3?

Best friend's girlfriend it is.