How to have roommates when you have an annoying pet.

A crate would solve the peeing on the floor problem. And he wears a little spray collar to keep him from barking when he's home alone. But what do I do about the whining? He's really a terrible little shit. But I love him and I have to take him with me when I move.

I'm so lucky that I have an atypical chi.

I could lock her in a crate four years with hearing a single whine.

Also, he loves cats, but hates other dogs. So that's going to be another big problem. He's a tiny alpha male and attacks every other dog that invades his turf.

Caesar Milan! I think he's the only person who could fix Tweak. The dog really is special. I mean like helmet-wearing, window-licking special.