Post here and I will think up a confrontational cookie name for you. For example, Caramel Clash.
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@pokester: SUGAR SABER, the blade that will cut your tongue... WITH FLAVOR!
@FiZ: Keep the defibrillator handy because you're getting CHOC TREATMENT, the only chocolate with SPARK.
@maximilian: You are the proud owner of a brand new 1957 COOKULAR BOMB, the only cookie that will make your hair fall out and make you bleed out of your anus... from cookie-related pleasure!
@Betty: Look out, because the BUTTER PECANNIBALS are coming for you with their rich, creamy, ritual sacrifices!
"Sugar Saber" is my Star Wars Porn name. But it works.
Butter Pecannibals is very original.
I am just disappointed more people don't want violently named cookies!
I'm glad you appreciated their smooth and tasty murder and consumption of the flesh of their brothers!

I'm bored. And a sucker for these things. Hit me.