OMFG. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
http://www.bellaandedward.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1223593703&archive=&start_from=&ucat=2&THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
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So *that* is what those books are about?
It's like Ann Rice for teenagers. How awful.
I've avoided this like the plague, mainly because of all the goddamn hype. I guess it looks pretty cool, but I won't be standing in line on opening day.
I TOTALLY WILL.
STOP RUINING MY JOY, GUYS.
WHERE IS MARIE? AND SMART-TEA? AND WORD NERD!?
Before you sit down to write a book, you should probably make sure your name doesn't look like a typo. Disgraceful.
On the bright side, it looks like being pale and having a big forehead is FINALLY fashionable.
He's so way hotter than that poster, lemme tell you. Check it:
http://www.bellaandedward.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=162&pos=7
Note the way his hair points up and back, to exaggerate the size of his forehead.
Here I am! I was out buying bras. MOMMA MIA THAT MADE ME HORN LOVE U EDWARD
Jubilee I wish you could come to LA to watch the premiere with me. YOU KNOW I'LL BE WEARING THE SHIRT!!!!
@ jubille: we're all just jealous that you don't react like this towards us.
Can I go watch it with you and make fun of it?
Oh oh oh. Even better, can I dress up as a sparkly vampire (I got the paleness, obsidian-black eyes and under-eyes circles covered, I'd just need body glitter) and go and over-react melodramatically at top volume to everything?
@Marie: Im going to obsessively text you when Im in the movie, horning all over the place. Im going to have to make my iron-on shirt. It's almost as cool as my Reginald shirt.
@Salomea: I PLAN ON GOING MULTIPLE TIMES. LET'S DO IT.
@Pokester: Vampires, apply within. ;0D

YUUUUUUUSSSSS.