The very best of your spam folder, vol. 1
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this is just the subject line: "The brawny and large member in itself is the strongest activator for the women, and the greater size means the greater number of the nervous terminations, which he influences, thus delivering much more pleasant and bright sexual pleasure."
Points for using the word brawny in connection to a penis, but I'm gonna have to subtract for the phrase "nervous terminations."
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I keep getting spam for porn with pregnant chicks.
Oddly enough that's the only spam I get.
I'm not quite sure how I got on that mailing list.
...man, I don't even know what that one is trying to sell me, other than a muscular penis or a big dildo.
I like this one because it is from "heathcliff huxford" which sounds kind of like Heathcliff Huxtable, the good doctor Huxtable. And who wouldn't take prudent debt consolidation advice from Cliff Huxtable??
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* WITHOUT confrontation
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* Bankruptcy
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* Or refinancing of any kind
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* Must have a minimum of $10K in combined household unsecured debt to apply.
* Must be a US resident.

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