In honor of the ancient traditions of my desert ancestors, this is the thread where you post and I apologize for how I've done you wrong.
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mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
Of course if you have any real grief with me, it's okay to put it here. But mostly I think I'll just make things up out of whole cloth.
(The thought that you could wrong me is absurd and I will have no part in it. I just love the idea of our desert ancestors carrying laptops through the desert. Go Team Israelite!)
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@-j. But I do have a real one for you. I'm sorry I made you sweep my house and front stairs, RIGHT AFTER YOU LOST YOUR WALLET! That one has been on my conscience for a while. I'm also sorry you couldn't stay longer.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Superion - I'm sorry I didn't try to drink you under the table. I would have lost, but we would have had a lot of fun trying.
@MizS: PFFFFFT. You did not make me do anything. I cheerfully insisted! I too am sorry about that last bit, though.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Xopchipili - I'm also sorry I haven't gotten one of your great bear hugs in a long long while.
Doesn't anyone else want to play this game?
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Kahn - I apologize for not getting you my sister's phone number. Why don't you send her some gifts and chocolates. Use my address, and I'll forward them to her, after some quality control checks, of course.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@seemingly satanic - I'm sorry I'm always such a goody too shoes around you. How about I shotgun a tallboy of Bud and curse in front of your kid tomorrow night?
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@chrome raven - I'm sorry I haven't been back to Ohio in ten years or so. Next time I'm in that state, promise me we can drive up to Amish Country and buy pies and homemade chairs at the roadside stands?
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Twiffy - I'm sorry I keep telling you that you remind me of me when I was young (even though you really do) because you're your own person and entitled to your own experiences. Kisses.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Oom Mao Mao - I'm sorry I never had a cajun cook off with you. That would have been some spicy-ass fun!
Superion said, (54 days ago)
Nobody should try to drink me under the table. It's just a bad idea overall.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Moose - I'm sorry I still haven't been to one of your dance recitals. You've been working your butt of at flamenco, you'd think your friend could show up to see it.
mizsarah said, (54 days ago)
@Manuel - I'm sorry I give out the impression that I cook extensive 5 course French meals every night, cause I really don't. And I'm sorry I never ever come out to stuff in the East Bay. I'm so city-centric.
Starting, of course, with my apology to Xopchipili for stealing his thread idea. And for misspelling his name all over the place.