Who needs sex when nursing school fucks me every day?
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No thanks!
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Xenu said, (55 days ago)
Solution 1: Clone yourself!
Solution 2: Bully smart, nerdy kids into posing as you and taking your exams for you!
mizzchelle said, (55 days ago)
@Xeen: But I used to BE the smart, nerdy kid! Now my brain is mushy and dribbling out of my ears as if I had hemmoragic fever.
@Heen: Sorry to disturb, but I needed to get it off of my chest.
valkyrie blondhaar said, (55 days ago)
There is or was a facebook group with this title, except it was about NYU, not nursing school.
mizzchelle said, (55 days ago)
There was and is a fbook group of the same title, except about Penn. It was, and always is, my inspiration.
giu said, (55 days ago)
LOL I was JUST telling someone today how my program is hardcore deep-dicking me. And most days I'm actually okay with that, but other days (like yesterday) I am hurting. HURTING!
JasAsian v2.0 said, (55 days ago)
...and dude, at least you don't have clinical at 6:30 AM for the next two days. Bastards...I'd better get to start an IV or something tomorrow.
mizzchelle said, (55 days ago)
Eff you, Jas. I GET UP AT 5:30am TO GO TO PRISON TWICE A WEEK.
Hahahhahaaa.
flyingfishstick said, (55 days ago)
Nursing school could at least buy you dinner first. I mean, really. Manners.
JasAsian v2.0 said, (55 days ago)
@xenu & Fishstick - I'd settle for just getting kissed first right now.
@michelle - Well, I have to WAKE UP at 5:00 to trek across town to my hospital. They dissolved my first choice of assignments after they figured out we didn't have enough instructors to staff my bitch ass school.
mizzchelle said, (55 days ago)
@JAS: They don't have enough instructors to staff ANY bitch-ass school. That's why my instructors - an ER NP and a Primary Care NP - crap their pants every time they come to prison.
mizzchelle said, (55 days ago)
OMG JAS: I just learned that nurses would be at risk for SERIOUS DISCIPLINARY ACTION after ONE med error in most states, but in TEXAS you guys get THREE MED ERRORS before they take away your license
BITCHES STOP KILLING PATIENTS
JasAsian v2.0 said, (54 days ago)
@Michelle - Wow...that's nice/discomforting to know. Maybe we get a free pass since we get all those "Snowbirds" from the midwest descending on us every winter. Passing out meds to those old geezers is like giving out a handfull of jellybeans every 4 hours!
SIGH